The Snap Count Hex of Eddy Pineiro
Eddy Pineiro · SF · K
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Pineiro's stadium. Only over Pineiro.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Pineiro's week
- Pineiro gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Pineiro gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
74%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Pineiro, Pineiro, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Eddy Pineiro in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eddy Pineiro is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eddy Pineiro actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.