The Wide Left Hex of Eddy Pineiro
Eddy Pineiro · SF · K
“Pineiro gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Pineiro's week
- Pineiro scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Pineiro finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
89%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Pineiro drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Eddy Pineiro in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eddy Pineiro is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eddy Pineiro actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.