The Phantom Flag Hex of Eddy Pineiro
Eddy Pineiro · SF · K
“Pineiro's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Pineiro's week
- A mysterious flag erases Pineiro's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Pineiro gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
80%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A used challenge flag
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Pineiro, Pineiro, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Eddy Pineiro in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eddy Pineiro is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eddy Pineiro actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.