The Mystery Tweak Hex of Eddy Pineiro
Eddy Pineiro · SF · K
“Pineiro gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Pineiro's week
- Pineiro's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Pineiro gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
83%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Pineiro's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Eddy Pineiro in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eddy Pineiro is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eddy Pineiro actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.