The Phantom Flag Hex of Eddy Pineiro
Eddy Pineiro · SF · K
“Pineiro will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Pineiro's week
- Pineiro gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida's biggest rival.
- Pineiro kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
73%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Pineiro drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Eddy Pineiro in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eddy Pineiro is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eddy Pineiro actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.