The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Eddy Pineiro
Eddy Pineiro · SF · K
“Pineiro will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Pineiro's week
- Pineiro gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida's biggest rival.
- Pineiro gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
89%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Pineiro's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Eddy Pineiro in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eddy Pineiro is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eddy Pineiro actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.