The Hamstring Hex of Eddy Pineiro
Eddy Pineiro · SF · K
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Pineiro's stadium. Only over Pineiro.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Pineiro's week
- Pineiro gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
- Pineiro gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
81%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single tear from a Giants fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Pineiro's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Eddy Pineiro in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eddy Pineiro is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eddy Pineiro actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.