The Snap Count Hex of Eddy Pineiro
Eddy Pineiro · SF · K
“Pineiro gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Pineiro's week
- Pineiro goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Pineiro will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
77%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cardinals locker room
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Pineiro's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Eddy Pineiro in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eddy Pineiro is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eddy Pineiro actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.