The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Eddy Pineiro
Eddy Pineiro · SF · K
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Pineiro's stadium. Only over Pineiro.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Pineiro's week
- Pineiro gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Pineiro is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
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-10.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Saints fan
- A single Giants jersey, ironically worn
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Pineiro drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Eddy Pineiro in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eddy Pineiro is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eddy Pineiro actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.