The Doink Hex of Eddy Pineiro
Eddy Pineiro · SF · K
“Pineiro will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Pineiro's week
- Pineiro gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
- Ref: "Number Pineiro, that's a flag." Pineiro: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
84%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Pineiro's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Eddy Pineiro in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eddy Pineiro is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eddy Pineiro actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.