The Phantom Flag Hex of Eddy Pineiro
Eddy Pineiro · SF · K
“Pineiro warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Pineiro's week
- Pineiro will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Pineiro hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
80%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Pineiro's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Eddy Pineiro in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eddy Pineiro is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eddy Pineiro actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.