The Wind Hex of Eddy Pineiro
Eddy Pineiro · SF · K
“The broadcast shows Pineiro on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Pineiro's week
- Pineiro will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Pineiro gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
75%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Pineiro drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Eddy Pineiro in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eddy Pineiro is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eddy Pineiro actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.