The Upright Hex of Eddy Pineiro
Eddy Pineiro · SF · K
“Pineiro is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Pineiro's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Pineiro's stadium. Only over Pineiro.
- Pineiro scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
73%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Pineiro, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Eddy Pineiro in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eddy Pineiro is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eddy Pineiro actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.