The Phantom Flag Hex of Eddy Pineiro
Eddy Pineiro · SF · K
“Pineiro will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Pineiro's week
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Pineiro is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
- Pineiro gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
91%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Pineiro drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Eddy Pineiro in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eddy Pineiro is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eddy Pineiro actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.