The Hamstring Hex of Eddy Pineiro
Eddy Pineiro · SF · K
“Pineiro gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Pineiro's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Pineiro's stadium. Only over Pineiro.
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Pineiro. Pineiro does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
73%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Pineiro, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Christian McCaffrey
- Brock Purdy
- Mike Evans
- George Kittle
- Brandon Aubrey
- Cameron Dicker
- Jason Myers
- Ka'imi Fairbairn
- Deebo Samuel Sr.
- Cam Little
- Jake Bates
- Chris Boswell
FAQ
How do I curse Eddy Pineiro in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eddy Pineiro is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eddy Pineiro actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.