The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Eddy Pineiro
Eddy Pineiro · SF · K
“The broadcast shows Pineiro on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Pineiro's week
- Pineiro will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
- Pineiro gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida's biggest rival.
90%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Pineiro drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Eddy Pineiro in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eddy Pineiro is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eddy Pineiro actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.