The Shank Hex of Eddy Pineiro
Eddy Pineiro · SF · K
“Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Pineiro trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Pineiro's week
- Pineiro attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.
- Pineiro sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
88%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Pineiro, Pineiro, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Eddy Pineiro in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eddy Pineiro is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eddy Pineiro actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.