The Shank Hex of Eddy Pineiro
Eddy Pineiro · SF · K
“Pineiro will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Pineiro's week
- Pineiro scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Pineiro sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
80%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Pineiro, Pineiro, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Eddy Pineiro in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eddy Pineiro is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eddy Pineiro actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.