The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Eli Stowers
Eli Stowers · PHI · TE
“The broadcast shows Stowers on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Stowers's week
- Stowers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Vanderbilt's biggest rival.
- Rookie Stowers gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
77%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Stowers's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Eli Stowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eli Stowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eli Stowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.