The Snap Count Hex of Eli Stowers
Eli Stowers · PHI · TE
“Stowers lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Stowers's week
- Stowers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Vanderbilt's biggest rival.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Stowers's stadium. Only over Stowers.
86%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Eye of Jets, tongue of ref,
Bring Eagles down to grief,
Stowers scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Eli Stowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eli Stowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eli Stowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.