The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Eli Stowers
Eli Stowers · PHI · TE
“Stowers gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Stowers's week
- Stowers's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Stowers catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
91%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Stowers's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Eli Stowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eli Stowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eli Stowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.