The Phantom Flag Hex of Eli Stowers
Eli Stowers · PHI · TE
“Stowers's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Stowers's week
- Ref: "Number Stowers, that's a flag." Stowers: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Stowers stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
79%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A used challenge flag
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Stowers, Stowers, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Eli Stowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eli Stowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eli Stowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.