The Snap Count Hex of Eli Stowers
Eli Stowers · PHI · TE
“Rookie Stowers gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Stowers's week
- The broadcast shows Stowers on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Stowers sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
77%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Stowers's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Eli Stowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eli Stowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eli Stowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.