The Late Scratch Hex of Eli Stowers
Eli Stowers · PHI · TE
“Rookie Stowers gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Stowers's week
- Stowers gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
- Ref: "Number Stowers, that's a flag." Stowers: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
82%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single Jaguars jersey, ironically worn
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Eye of Cardinals, tongue of ref,
Bring Eagles down to grief,
Stowers scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Eli Stowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eli Stowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eli Stowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.