The Mystery Tweak Hex of Eli Stowers
Eli Stowers · PHI · TE
“Stowers stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Stowers's week
- Stowers goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Stowers has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
91%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chiefs locker room
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Stowers drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Eli Stowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eli Stowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eli Stowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.