The Blocking Assignment Hex of Eli Stowers
Eli Stowers · PHI · TE
“Stowers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Vanderbilt's biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Stowers's week
- Rookie Stowers gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Stowers stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
90%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Stowers drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Eli Stowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eli Stowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eli Stowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.