The Blocking Assignment Hex of Eli Stowers
Eli Stowers · PHI · TE
“Stowers spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Stowers's week
- Stowers catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
- Stowers will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
87%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chiefs locker room
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Stowers's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Eli Stowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eli Stowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eli Stowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.