The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Eli Stowers
Eli Stowers · PHI · TE
“Stowers catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Stowers's week
- Stowers tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Stowers gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
77%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Stowers drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Eli Stowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eli Stowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eli Stowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.