The Mystery Tweak Hex of Eli Stowers
Eli Stowers · PHI · TE
“Rookie Stowers gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Stowers's week
- Stowers's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Stowers gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
91%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Steelers fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Stowers's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- George Kittle
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FAQ
How do I curse Eli Stowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eli Stowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eli Stowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.