The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Eli Stowers
Eli Stowers · PHI · TE
“Stowers sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Stowers's week
- Stowers is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Rookie Stowers gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
86%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Stowers, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Eli Stowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eli Stowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eli Stowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.