The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Eli Stowers
Eli Stowers · PHI · TE
“Stowers gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Stowers's week
- Stowers is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- Stowers will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
91%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Stowers drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Eli Stowers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Eli Stowers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Eli Stowers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.