The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Emanuel Wilson
Emanuel Wilson · SEA · RB
“Wilson tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- The team goes up 21 early and Wilson gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
90%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single tear from a Rams fan
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Wilson, Wilson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Emanuel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emanuel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emanuel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.