The Snap Count Hex of Emanuel Wilson
Emanuel Wilson · SEA · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Wilson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Wilson will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
82%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Wilson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Emanuel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emanuel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emanuel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.