The Stuffed Run Hex of Emanuel Wilson
Emanuel Wilson · SEA · RB
“Wilson is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- Wilson gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
91%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A used challenge flag
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Wilson's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Emanuel Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Emanuel Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Emanuel Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.