The Invisible Route Hex of George Kittle
George Kittle · SF · TE
“The broadcast shows Kittle on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Kittle's week
- Kittle's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Kittle will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
78%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Lions jersey, ironically worn
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single tear from a Buccaneers fan
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Kittle, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse George Kittle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Kittle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Kittle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.