The Late Scratch Hex of George Kittle
George Kittle · SF · TE
“Kittle gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Kittle's week
- Kittle catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
- At 33, Kittle is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
90%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Texans fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chargers locker room
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Kittle, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse George Kittle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Kittle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Kittle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.