The Hamstring Hex of George Kittle
George Kittle · SF · TE
“Kittle sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Kittle's week
- Kittle will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Kittle spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
75%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Kittle, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse George Kittle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Kittle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Kittle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.