The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of George Kittle
George Kittle · SF · TE
“Kittle is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Kittle's week
- Kittle stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
- At 33, Kittle is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
90%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Eye of Bengals, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
Kittle scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse George Kittle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Kittle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Kittle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.