The Blocking Assignment Hex of George Kittle
George Kittle · SF · TE
“At 33, Kittle is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Kittle's week
- Kittle gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Kittle lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
87%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Kittle drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse George Kittle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Kittle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Kittle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.