The Snap Count Hex of George Kittle
George Kittle · SF · TE
“At 33, Kittle is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Kittle's week
- Kittle is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Kittle runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
77%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Eye of Cowboys, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
Kittle scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse George Kittle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Kittle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Kittle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.