The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of George Kittle
George Kittle · SF · TE
“Kittle gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Kittle's week
- Ref: "Number Kittle, that's a flag." Kittle: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- At 33, Kittle is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
82%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single Packers jersey, ironically worn
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Kittle drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse George Kittle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Kittle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Kittle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.