The Phantom Flag Hex of George Kittle
George Kittle · SF · TE
“Kittle will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Kittle's week
- At 33, Kittle is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Ref: "Number Kittle, that's a flag." Kittle: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
90%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Kittle drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse George Kittle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Kittle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Kittle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.