The Blocking Assignment Hex of George Kittle
George Kittle · SF · TE
“Kittle's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Kittle's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Kittle's stadium. Only over Kittle.
- At 33, Kittle is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
88%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Kittle, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse George Kittle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Kittle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Kittle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.