The Late Scratch Hex of George Kittle
George Kittle · SF · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Kittle's stadium. Only over Kittle.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Kittle's week
- At 33, Kittle is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Kittle gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Kittle, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse George Kittle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Kittle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Kittle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.