The Hamstring Hex of George Kittle
George Kittle · SF · TE
“Kittle gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Kittle's week
- Kittle scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Kittle is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
89%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Kittle drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse George Kittle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Kittle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Kittle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.