The Snap Count Hex of George Kittle
George Kittle · SF · TE
“At 33, Kittle is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Kittle's week
- Kittle's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Kittle gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
86%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A used challenge flag
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Kittle's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse George Kittle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Kittle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Kittle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.