The Mystery Tweak Hex of George Kittle
George Kittle · SF · TE
“Kittle tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Kittle's week
- A mysterious flag erases Kittle's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Kittle stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
79%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Kittle drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse George Kittle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Kittle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Kittle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.