The Chip-and-Release Hex of George Kittle
George Kittle · SF · TE
“At 33, Kittle is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Kittle's week
- Kittle gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Kittle gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
88%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Buccaneers locker room
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Kittle drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse George Kittle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Kittle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Kittle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.