The Invisible Route Hex of George Kittle
George Kittle · SF · TE
“Kittle lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Kittle's week
- At 33, Kittle is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Kittle gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa's biggest rival.
82%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Falcons fan
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Kittle's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse George Kittle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Kittle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Kittle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.