The Phantom Flag Hex of George Kittle
George Kittle · SF · TE
“Kittle's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Kittle's week
- Kittle will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- At 33, Kittle is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
73%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Kittle's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse George Kittle in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If George Kittle is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing George Kittle actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.